Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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