Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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