In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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