Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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