i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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