im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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