the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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