What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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