At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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