Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
A+ Viking dick
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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