I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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