oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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