i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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