Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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