the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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