We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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