I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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