sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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