Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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