I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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