Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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