I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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