There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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