I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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