is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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