Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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