have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Come see our sink grown plant.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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