return my video game
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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