Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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