wanna go halves on a baby?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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