He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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