I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize