The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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