New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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