I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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