Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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