i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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