There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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