I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
wow bdsm is so cute
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.