Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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