i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Two words: blizzard sex
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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