I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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