Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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