there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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