And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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