She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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