YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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