we're blogging at a bar
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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