You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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