Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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