My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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